Olympics
Oh joy unbounded! The Olympics, which were already £1bn over budget, are now another £4bn over, for a total overspend so far (with six years still to go) of £5bn.
The solution is to employ Jack Lemley to make sure it gets back on track. He used to be in charge of the company that built the Channel Tunnel, which also broke its budget by £4bn.
Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT.