Scum! on my bus!
I normally get the number 38 bus from work to the station in the evenings. One evening this week, I had the ill fortune to be seated behind a pair of Old people.
They were up in London for a day out from Eastbourne (but of course, where else would old people come from?) and they did nothing but moan. There's too many cafes and restaurants. There are too many theatres. Want more trees. There should be less shops and more places to live. Why are there all these pubs? I don't like anything in those theatres. The bus is going too fast.
FUCK OFF. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE GO BACK TO YOUR FADING, FAILING EDWARDIAN SHIT-HEAP OF A HOME TOWN.
It's people like that that make me remember why I should be Benevolent Dictator Of The World. It's because none of the current crop of leaders have the balls to put scum like that out of our misery.