Taking over the world, one small step at a time
Please welcome my new Minion, her excellency Linda Tria, who has been appointed as a Special Advisor to the Ministry of Pop Culture Genocide, with responsibility for "the elimination of the likes of Celine Dion, Britney Spears, Heat Magazine, all boy bands, and fashion nuisances such as ponchos and furry boots". I am sure you will all join me in wishing Linda your good wishes in her important new position.