Review star ratings
                  Because I know that some of you aren't clever enough to figger out from mere words whether I like something or not, I've started adding star ratings to my reviews of books, music, and films:
  |      | this is at the pinnacle of achievement, or if not quite there is still very good but also so significant that it deserves moar starz.  5 star reviews will be very rare. | 
  |      | anything getting 4/5 is pretty damned good.  Lots of my favourites don't get this. | 
  |      | for me to recommend something, it will normally need to get at least 3 stars. | 
  |      | 2 stars out of 5 isn't terrible, but it means that there are fairly serious weaknesses.  A few 2 star reviews will still end up recommending that you buy, but not many. | 
  |      | 1 star is pretty bad, but there's still some good in it, although that may be hard to find. | 
  |      | if you even consider buying this, you will be hunted down by ninjas and slaughtered like the dog that you obviously are. |